Birth yourself thin!

Remember the Rotation Diet in the 1980s? Well, I’ve found something even better — something that has thinned my heretofore unthinnable thighs and trimmed inches from my stubborn hips. And I did it all without diet and exercise! Even after gaining six pounds, my hips and thighs are sleeker and slimmer! What is this miracle pill, you ask? It’s not a pill, folks, it’s the anti-Pill. That’s right — by not being on birth control, you, too, will discover the secret to losing that lower-body pudge! I call it the Gestation Diet.

All you need to do is get pregnant. Almost immediately, your metabolic rate will rise. This diet will make you insatiably hungry, but there’s no catch. You can eat all you want — and your rapid metabolism will melt away those troublesome hips even as you gorge on “naughty” foods like pasta and popcorn shrimp!*

And unlike other diets, which take off weight even in the places where you’d like a little padding, the Gestation Diet won’t bring you down a single cup size. In fact, this diet is rich in safe, natural hormones that will actually increase your bust by two cup sizes — or even more! Imagine achieving the effect of liposuction and a breast augmentation … without painful surgery!

Of course, there is one tradeoff — instead of those flat abdominals, you’ll have a huge, rounded belly. But since this diet is for hips and thighs only, you may enjoy the fact that your enormous midsection will help to further minimize those unsightly saddlebags.

Satisfied customer Heather B. used to find her maternity pants snug in the hips and loose in the tummy. After just four and a half months on the Gestation Diet, she’s filling out that tummy panel quite nicely — but those big old pants just sag around her new, svelte bottom! After giving birth, Heather may have to buy a whole new wardrobe of “skinny” pants!

Are you ready for a thin new you? Are you willing to give up just 18 short years of your life? Then you may be a candidate for the Gestation Diet. Just throw away that Pill and birth your way to thinner thighs.*

And here they are: Pictures of satisfied customer Heather B. in Week 20 of the Gestation Diet, enjoying her beautiful new bottom!

*These results are not typical and since every metabolism is different, there is no guarantee the Gestation Diet will help you achieve similar results. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, hemorrhoids, varicose veins, dizziness, fatigue, frequent urination, weight gain, insomnia, hip pain, back problems, nasal and sinus congestion, nosebleeds, headache, heartburn, difficulty breathing, the sensation of fullness, uterine contractions and childbirth. Consult your physician before starting this or any diet.

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